“I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” Jonathan Winters #JonathanWinters #RIP #comedy
I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
A hypocrite is a guy who writes a book on atheism and prays it sells.
Eddie Murphy “The Fart Game”
I hate working out. It’s for gay guys and probably gay guys.
I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It’s as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can’t stop erasing human features.
Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless.
“That don’t look like no McDonald’s”
Como se dice “I can’t fucking wait!!!” in Spanish?
Chris Rock on Michael Jackson
“Tito, get me some tissue. Jermaine stop teasing.”