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“I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” Jonathan Winters #JonathanWinters #RIP #comedy
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I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters -
“Easter” by Bill Hicks
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A hypocrite is a guy who writes a book on atheism and prays it sells.
Woody Allen -
Eddie Murphy “The Fart Game”
CLASSIC!
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I hate working out. It’s for gay guys and probably gay guys.
Cleveland BrownPosted on December 20, 2012 with 1 note
Source: mikeschreiber
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I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It’s as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can’t stop erasing human features.
Tina Fey -
Will Ferrell for Obama!!!
VOTE!!!!!
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Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless.
Kenny PowersPosted on May 22, 2012 with 6 notes
Source: mikeschreiber
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“That don’t look like no McDonald’s”
Posted on May 22, 2012 with 3 notes
Source: mikeschreiber
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SWEET!!!
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Como se dice “I can’t fucking wait!!!” in Spanish?
Posted on March 11, 2012 with 3 notes
Source: mikeschreiber
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Chris Rock on Michael Jackson
Hilarious!!!
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“Tito, get me some tissue. Jermaine stop teasing.”
(the life & times of mike schreiber)
